Dogelopnik

"wiffleballtony" (wiffleballtony) 03/17/2016 at 09:40 • Filed to: None

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I am in temporary possession of the above doge. Here’s what I’ve determined so far.

Vital stats:

Name: Buddy

Owner: Sister in law

Size: Small

Furry: Quite

Likes: Cuddles

Dislikes: Car rides

Special skills: Vomiting copiously and profusely after even the shortest and mildest car rides.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > wiffleballtony 03/17/2016 at 09:43

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Doge matches your floor.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > wiffleballtony 03/17/2016 at 09:46

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if you get a long stick for it to bite, you could use him as a mop. lol

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > wiffleballtony 03/17/2016 at 09:51

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Special skills: Vomiting copiously

“His name is Buddy, but I like to call him Ralph”

CalzoneGolem > wiffleballtony 03/17/2016 at 09:53

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My dog only vomits when my wife drives. Try changing drivers.

wiffleballtony > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 03/17/2016 at 10:29

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He does look a lot like a mop or a lumpy rug.

wiffleballtony > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 03/17/2016 at 10:29

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I see what you did there. Well played.

wiffleballtony > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 03/17/2016 at 10:30

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I never noticed that. He can hide there in case of burglars.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > wiffleballtony 03/17/2016 at 10:32

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I’m not sure how much good he would do.

wiffleballtony > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 03/17/2016 at 10:34

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His only real tactic is rolling on his back for a belly rub.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > wiffleballtony 03/17/2016 at 10:36

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You could use him as a mop.

wiffleballtony > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 03/17/2016 at 10:43

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His mop resemblance is high

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > CalzoneGolem 03/17/2016 at 10:44

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OOOOOO sick burn

Michael Woyahn > wiffleballtony 03/17/2016 at 11:19

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What breed is he? He looks similar to my doge Andy before he got his hair cut. Andy’s a Cairn Terrier so he’s the same breed as Toto. Here’s a picture to compare haha:

wiffleballtony > Michael Woyahn 03/17/2016 at 11:24

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From what I understand he is a mix, Yorkey and Shitsu.

facw > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 03/17/2016 at 11:31

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My mother had a book on dogs that described Westies as something along the lines of “vigilant guard dogs (i.e. they bark a lot), but can be disabled with a swift kick”.

facw > wiffleballtony 03/17/2016 at 11:31

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That’s good, he looked like a Westie desperately in need of a bath and some grooming to me.

wiffleballtony > facw 03/17/2016 at 11:37

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Oh, he does need a bath. I saw him rolling in dirt when I let him out to do his filthy business. He also looks funny with short hair.

Michael Woyahn > wiffleballtony 03/17/2016 at 11:37

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Oh, okay. So they both have some terrier in them.

wiffleballtony > Michael Woyahn 03/17/2016 at 11:40

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I know very little about the things of doge.